For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term MARKETING, let me
give you a short introduction to what it is all about...
Read... and learn!

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Step 1:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed".

That's Direct Marketing.

Step 2:
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
fantastic in bed".

That's Advertising.

Step 3:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed".

That's Telemarketing.

Step 4:
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By
the way, I'm fantastic in bed".

That's Public Relations.

Step 5:
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed".

That's Brand Recognition.