A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a
flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were
taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and
placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he
would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely
raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman
then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't
know we had a choice."