Bumper stickers

'My karma just ran over your dogma.'

'Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.'

'Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.'

'All generalizations are false.'

'Politics. From the greek poly, meaning many, and ticks, a small, annoying bloodsucker.'

'Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway.'

'I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.'

'I am an insomniac, agnostic, egotist: I lie awake nights wondering whether I believe that I am as great as I think I am.'

'Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.'

'Save a tree: eat a beaver.'

'I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.'

'No radio - already stolen.'

'Caution: this vehicle stops at red lights.'

'First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.'

'The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.'

'I is a college student.'

'Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.'"